Stop perpetuating the lies, Ralph

Ralph Lauren

My wife recently purchased a bathrobe for me as a gift. I’m 6’3″ 300lbs, so finding things that fit can be a challenge.

As we walked through Macy’s, my wife spotted a nice Ralph Lauren robe. She checked out the sizes, and lo and behold, they were one size fits all. Are clothing designers serious?

Just a guess on my part, but I don’t think Danny Devito and I wear the same size.