Laugh at Barack Obama, piss off liberals

Barack Obama laughing
Barack Obama laughing it up

Mary Ratliff of the Missouri NAACP released this laughable statement in regards to the Barack Obama rode clown at the state fair:

“The activities at the Missouri State Fair targeting and inciting violence against our President are serious and warrant a full review by both the Secret Service and the Justice Department,” says NAACP State President Mary Ratliff, who lives in Columbia. “Incidents involving individuals acting out with extreme violent behavior in movie theaters, schools, churches, political appearances, and outdoor events in general speaks volume to the irresponsible behavior of all the parties involved with the incendiary events at the Missouri State Fair.”

She then added…

“our Legislature has failed to support Medicare Expansion in Missouri, has consistently attempted to dismantle our Human Rights Commission, fail to adequately fund urban schools — (who) are predominately African American — yet they are subsidizing the Missouri State Fair to the tune of $400,000; we are calling for the subsidy to stop…[Governor Nixon’s] planned Pancake Breakfast for Thursday should be his ‘Last Supper’ at the Missouri State Fair in response to the racially intolerant attacks on his Commander in Chief.”

That statement contains more bullshit than all of the bulls at the state fair combined! Here’s what it boils down to:

1. You can never, ever make fun of, or laugh at Barack Obama.

2. Barack Obama is a supreme being who should never be criticized by the simple citizens of the United States.

3. If you make fun of Barack Obama, that means you’re a racist, because he is the first black President of the United States…and the 44th white one.

4. If you laugh at Barack Barry Hussein Soetero Obama, it cannot be good natured, it must have an evil intent.

Did you get all those rules? Good. Now disregard all of them and keep laughing at Barry. It’ll piss off all his liberal supporters, which just makes it ten times better!